kochamcie(:

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

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伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

(via epic-humor)

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

(Source: gifarium, via daydreaming-of-jhutch)

NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

(Source: colincreeveyscamera, via fadeddcolors)

nosdrinker:

i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here

i’m so so sorry

(via margottheawkwardbutterfly)

This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune

(Source: thewtfage, via margottheawkwardbutterfly)

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie, via octobertrace)

thatstheriddle:

padalackles:

totheclotpole:

gallifrey-feels:

turtleneckvantas:

calibornsbottombitch:

lunardrops:

calibornsbottombitch:

im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people

THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET

not if you include the dead

Why limit yourself to this planet?

Why limit yourself to people?

I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT

Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.

(via valperch)

Anonymous asked: Have you ever somoked or drank before?

Socially, yes.

anacondom:

pizzaforpresident:

This video was super entertaining for some reason

i couldnt turn it off

(Source: caramelzappa, via margottheawkwardbutterfly)