I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
(via epic-humor)
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
(Source: gifarium, via daydreaming-of-jhutch)
i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here
i’m so so sorry
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
(Source: thewtfage, via margottheawkwardbutterfly)
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie, via octobertrace)
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT
Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.
(via valperch)
This video was super entertaining for some reason
i couldnt turn it off
(Source: caramelzappa, via margottheawkwardbutterfly)